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Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a
girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how beautiful Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between Kumarand his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :


(continued below......)

2006-12-10 07:46:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the frying pan from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the frying pan. But the fact
remains that it as been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,

Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the frying pan by now.

Love,

Mom.

2006-12-10 07:47:00 · update #1

25 answers

Lol, that's a great joke. They're busted!

2006-12-10 07:49:23 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0 0

10

2006-12-10 07:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0 0

8

2006-12-10 07:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by patient X 3 · 0 0

10/10. This joke gets even funnier every time I hear it. However, the mother was banking on the fact that they both sleep in Kumar's bed and not Sunita's.

2006-12-10 07:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by Basti 3 · 0 0

Ha ha that is hilarious!!!!!!! Wow, mom sure is smart. I am still laughing. Which is bad because I work at a hotel and we have people in the lobby. Lets just say I just received a few weird looks.

And I give that a 9. Only because I am lazy and really didn't want to read that much. OK 9 1/2 because if was pretty darn funny.

2006-12-10 07:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Talk about a bad impresion with the in-laws 8/10

2006-12-10 07:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry, only a 3. Good joke but needs refining. Agree with Kal-El, but keep up the good work.

2016-05-23 02:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by Rebecca 4 · 0 0

9/10 Real sharp

2006-12-10 08:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by Marin S 2 · 0 0

♥10/10 very funny I really like it♥ <3

2006-12-10 07:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"10"

2006-12-10 07:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol..9.

2006-12-10 07:54:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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