has santa claus ever been on a diet? If so, how did he loose all that weight? I mean seriously, if he was eating all of those cookies wouldnt he be more than lke 400 lbs? This is a serious question, and anyone who thinks I am being funny I am not. I am just about as serious as George Bush was about being cheerleader.
2006-12-10 07:40:56 · 18 answers · asked by Alisia A. 3 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
I would love to know the answer to that question, hold I'm going to call him. RING RING "uh okay" Well fart face he told me to tell you he does yoga and pilates to stay in shape. He also idolizes Fergie so he dances to her songs and burns tons of calories
2006-12-10 07:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by Claire t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would we recognize a skinny Santa Claus? Preharps fat Mrs. Claus would worry and get very jealous of the new 'improved' Santa; I mean look at all the world's dwellings he sneaks into in the middle of the night. Many attractive females (assuming Santa's not gay!) are sleeping languidly with cookie and milk odors emanating from their sensual bodies!
Santa looking like Mr. Universe? . . . I think not!
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2006-12-10 07:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can he be elected President if he doesn't run in all 50 states (or at least a larger portion of them)? Colbert did not consider HIMSELF a serious candidate, so it is not unreasonable that for the South Carolina Democratic committee to come to the same conclusion. Yes, the committee returned his check, and he donated the money to one of his favorite charities down there (though I don't remember which one).
2016-05-23 02:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by Rebecca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darling, He has never had to diet...he loses so much weight climing up and down chimneys, and dropping off toys and goodies all year long, that he loses usually about a hundred lbs for just one night worth of work...so then, the poor man has to eat all year long just to have the strength to get up and go for it again the following year...Seriously, and I 'll pass on your concern to him for a nice gift for you (wink wink) Merry Christmas sweetheart!
2006-12-10 07:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa works hard at the north pole, and loses weight between Christmases
2006-12-10 07:44:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, lol, don't you think he burned all the calories from those cookies by delivering gifts to all the children all over the world??
2006-12-10 07:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by 2007 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao your funny.. there is no santa and if so then he would work out just like the rest of us
2006-12-10 07:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if Santa lost all that weight he wouldn't look like Santa any more. i can't help it. but this is funny. how sweet. stay that way.lol.
2006-12-10 07:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by loretta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honey, santa claus is not real. its your parents that really get the gifts.
2006-12-10 07:46:38 · answer #9 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen the fat bastard lately? He does weigh 400 lbs!!! lol
2006-12-10 07:44:37 · answer #10 · answered by sands6270 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋