Do you know a good joke that would bring a smile even on the most humorless person?

Answer 1

yo mama is so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

Answer 2

a man walks into a bar witha tiny man playing a piano in the palm of his hand...a man walks up to hima nd says, "where you get the little piano guy?" the man replies, "there's a genie outside granting wishes." "cool im going to make a wish" the other man says runing outside. when gets there he sees the genie. "helo" says the genie, "im am the great screwuppy. You may have 1 wish" the man makes the wish. he enters the bar furiously and shouts "That genie sucks i wished for a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!" the man with the litlle piano walks up to him and says, "DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK I WISHED FOR A TWELVE INCH PIANIST ?!?!"

and another

Two blondes riding in a car coming from work stop at a traffic light. The one driving looks to her left into a field of grass and sees a blonde rowing a boat in the grass. The one in the passenger seat sees her also and yells, "its dumb blondes like you that make us smart blondes look stupid. If i could swim i would come over there and beat your butt"

and another one

There are three girls about to be killed in the electric chair: a brunette, a red head, and a blonde. the brunette is first. she steps up and the the man operating the chair says, "any last words?" and the brunette the screams, " TORNADO!" the red head is next. she steps up and the the man operating the chairssays, "any last words?" and the red head the screams, "HURRICANE!" everyone ducks and she escapes. soon everyone rises. the blonde is last.she steps up and the the man operating the chair says, "any last words?" and the blonde the screams, " FIRE!"

Answer 3

there was ventriloquist doing a show. Half way through the show he starts doing some blonde jokes. All of a sudden a blonde lady gets up at tell the ventriloquist "Your jokes are very offensive, not everyone that is blonde is dumb," felling guilty the ventriloquist starts to apologize to the lady and then she cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this i was talking to that little prick on your knee"

Answer 4

Unfortunately, the best joke in the entire world, kills everyone who hears it, according to Monty Python.
I did not hear the entire thing, and so am still here to tell the tale, but it involves a duck and an eggbeater.

Answer 5

There was this girl who had to give these paper to her co-worker. When she passed another co-worker and he said that her hair smelled good

so she went to a therapist because she got upset over it and she asked

"Why are you getting up set over this"

and she answered "it was a migit that told me that me hair smelled good!!!

LUV U LOTS
PEANUT

Answer 6

a horse walks into a bar and the barman says " hey why the long face"

Answer 7

Whats the difference between a yankee and a quickie?

A yankee a man can do by himself!!

Answer 8

as in a sad smile or haha that was funny?
i'm sorry i don't know any of either

Answer 9

yes