A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
2006-12-10 07:36:07 · 11 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAAHA! LOLOLOLOL! LMAO! now THAT was funny, i was feeling down but u just cheered me up! V. naughty though!
2006-12-10 07:52:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good 1
2016-05-23 02:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by Rebecca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty watch. haha
2006-12-10 07:50:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a nicker ripper!!
2006-12-10 08:29:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funneeeee!!!
2006-12-10 07:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
state-of-the-art technology in flirting! good one!
2006-12-10 07:42:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke....it is very funny....
2006-12-10 07:38:05 · answer #7 · answered by Pennyless 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boring................hehehe
2006-12-10 08:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by patti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was so....F-U-N-N-Y, kind of groos but funny
2006-12-10 07:39:53 · answer #9 · answered by Emma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-12-10 07:41:57 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋