Please quote the chapter and verse. I want to take it to my Bibel Study class.
2006-12-10 07:32:39 · 14 answers · asked by Bibel-Reeder 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Romans 14-21 "and he had said that a banana is for a monkey not for a man, a man shall eat donuts and shall not sleep with apes even when they are really attractive. Apes shall be cast out if thy eat the apple, apple is the Divine fruit for man and a monkey may not eat, Kill all thee offspring that descend from an unholy union of orangutan and female human as they shall have saggy boobs and ginger hair. I am not a monkey said the Lord"
There you go conclusive proof.
2006-12-10 07:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No,its not against the bible to eat bananas. And whats a bibel?
2006-12-10 07:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by ReliableLogic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WTF!!!!
do you think God cares if you eat bananas or anything shaped like a banana????
you need to put the bible away for a while before you turn into a fanatic
2006-12-10 07:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by javn 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry darling, there are no Bible scriptures that talk specifically about monkeys and bananas. So if God does not mention anything about not eating bananas, I don't see what's the big deal.
2006-12-10 07:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by sunny4life 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Still a sad git. You can't even spell bible.
Bananas are not mentioned in the "bibel", so they obviously do not exist do they? Or is that another of your god's cock-ups?
2006-12-10 07:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no chapter or verse that says anything about it being bad to eat bananas. He simply says that we were made in his image. It's okay to eat anything as long as we're not eating each other (it's sorta like eating God's image.)
2006-12-10 07:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by GiR 2.0 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely nothing banana-shaped? Try telling that to porn starlet Jenna Jameson!
2006-12-10 07:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I do. I actually live in a jungle and i swing down my blue slide & then go across the trees. It's a lot more erotic then you might think....omg, phil j is torturing me with that line!!:D
2016-05-23 02:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by Rebecca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is written you shall not act like a banana.
in the TTC version
2006-12-10 07:35:06 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U r very odd............
I would hope not....bananas are very good for you......
Bible* (not bibel)
2006-12-10 07:35:26 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Charming's Princess♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋