A burnette a red head and a blond are trapped on an island. They decide they are gonna swim back 500 miles. The burnette goes and gets to land. The red head gets to the land and the blonde goes and decides half way there she is going to swim back!!!!
Hahahahah!
2006-12-10 07:28:49 · 17 answers · asked by Candace M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is this funny?
2006-12-10 07:35:16 · update #1
was I supposed to laugh?
2006-12-10 07:43:39 · answer #1 · answered by cinderella48z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I have another blonde joke for you. Note: I'm not discriminating against blondes; I just need a specific group of people to be the brunt of this joke.
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go into a public restroom and check their make-up in the mirror. The mirror suddenly speaks and says that he is a magical mirror. Whoever looks into the mirror and tells a truth will be granted any wish he/she desires. But whoever looks into the mirror and tells a lie will be sucked into the mirror and trapped in the mirror world.
The brunette walks up to the mirror and says, "I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world." POOF. The brunette is sucked into the mirror.
The redhead walks up to the mirror and says, "I think I am the smartest woman in the world." POOF. She too is sucked into the mirror.
The blonde, who is very nervous after seeing her friends fail miserably, walks up to the mirror and says, "Well, I think...." POOF.
And another one:
A blonde goes ice-fishing one dayand notices that she is the only person at the pond. Nonetheless, she carves a hole in the ice and drops her line.
Suddenly, a voice from above says, "There are no fish there." So the blonde moves her tacklebox, carves another hole 20 feet away, and drops her line.
The voice booms out again, "There are no fish there." So the blonde carves another hole elsewhere and drops her line again.
Again she hears a voice telling her, "There are no fish there."
In complete awe, the blonde exclaims, "How do you know there are no fish here? Is that You, God?"
The voice replies, "No, I'm not God. I'm just the manager of this ice skating rink and you're gonna have to pay for all those holes you drilled."
2006-12-10 15:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by Basti 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i heard a different version of that one, the brunette and redhead drown when they reach about 10-15 miles, cause the land was about 20 miles and the blonde reached 19 miles and decided to swim back...i don't really laugh at blonde jokes, i think they are kinda silly
2006-12-10 15:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahh, I love blond jokes but that one only gets a 5 out of 10
2006-12-10 15:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh dude that is the lamest crack I have ever heard in my life. You need to get some jokes off the internet.
2006-12-10 15:40:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was funny the first time i heard it in a joke, no offense or anything, but i heard this same joke a bunch of different times, but with different wording.
2006-12-10 15:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Emma 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, i like the second joke by basti
2006-12-10 15:58:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious I love it!!!!!! You r so awesome!!
2006-12-10 21:33:43 · answer #8 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-12-10 15:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not really...its kinda old
2006-12-10 16:00:20 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋