deep within the forest a turtle began to climb a tree, After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped in the air, waved his front legs and came crashing to the ground, After recovering he slowly climed the tree again, jumped and fell to the ground. mamma bird up in the tree said
Do you think its time dear that we told him he's adopted.
2006-12-10 07:24:33 · 27 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is a clean one turnd over a new leaf thanks for the laugh AGAIN
2006-12-10 07:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww, that poor turtle...you know that could be used as a metaphor for kids that are adopted. they try hard to fit on w/ the parents and other kids, but they're always missing something and the parents have such a hard time trying to tell the kid that he/she is adopted b/c the kid will feel like they aren't wanted and everytime the parents get angry, the kid would be like, i hate you, you're not my parents and i wich i wasn't adopted by you. that would hurt so many people.
2006-12-10 15:54:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good.
A bit like the two snowmen standing in a field,and one said "Can you smell carrot?"
2006-12-10 15:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by misterviv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww the poor turtle! hilarious joke though!
2006-12-10 17:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good clean 1
2006-12-10 15:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
The poor little turtle!
2006-12-10 15:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
luv monthy python humor
2006-12-10 15:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by yellowdog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bollocks.
2006-12-10 15:28:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
k thats kinda funny
2006-12-10 15:27:14 · answer #9 · answered by jeff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did bob marley like his doughnuts?
wi jammin
2006-12-10 15:30:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! :D! a very good 'un. thank you for having a clean joke!
2006-12-10 15:50:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋