A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
2006-12-10 07:13:39 · 47 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So very funny LMAO
2006-12-10 07:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious 10/10
2006-12-10 07:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by little_friend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you put on different voices for the characters in the joke, it would probably go down quite well, unlike the Grandma...
2006-12-10 07:16:51 · answer #3 · answered by randomregister 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not too bad, but this one is better!
Ethel loved to speed in her wheelchair and charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the male residents actually joined in her games.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop", he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that thing?"
Ethel fished in her handbag, and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "Stop, have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug deep in her handbag and produced a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on, ma'am".
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand.
"Good grief", said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again"
2006-12-10 19:12:25 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwww. I'd give it a 4 on a scale of 10.
2006-12-10 07:16:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome!
2006-12-10 07:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by I do what I want.. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao..damn That's funny
2006-12-10 07:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lame infact Sad very Sad
2006-12-10 07:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
RIGHT... my joke is just as bad....
A couple go to a hotel... the guy come back into the hotel and sees the baags are packed... he asks, "where we going?" the girl replies, "I'm leaving."
THe guy questions the girl. She suddenly admits, " someone told me you were a pediphile!" THe guy then responds, "pediphile! wow, big word for a ten year old."
2006-12-10 07:22:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Havent heard that one... Funny.
grandma sees the cops expression and says
"Oh it aint that hard to do, my husband does it that way all the time."
2006-12-10 07:27:35 · answer #10 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋