A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five dollar bill to a bum."
"You gave a bum five whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just give away. What did you husband say about it?"
"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"
2006-12-10 07:01:56 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOU GAVE ME A LOT OF GOOD LAUGHS TONIGHT PLOOPY I WONDER WHAT KIZZY AND ALWAYS LAUGHING HAS IN STORE THANKS
2006-12-10 07:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a bum deal !
2006-12-10 15:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay...
She was returning some of the money he gave her the other morning in bed.
2006-12-10 15:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi ploppy
2006-12-10 15:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Completley unexespected
2006-12-10 15:05:00 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny.
2006-12-10 15:04:42 · answer #6 · answered by Allie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you seem to have run out of good jokes now mate, you started well but i think your times about up now
2006-12-10 15:12:08 · answer #7 · answered by mac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-12-10 16:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by sweetychix 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-10 15:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by Parker M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sori but not veri funi
2006-12-10 15:04:04 · answer #10 · answered by Sophie B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋