Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry, we still have one engine left."
A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
2006-12-10 06:57:45 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
of course its funny
2006-12-10 07:01:52 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe
2006-12-10 16:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. and the supplies of the blonde like mascara, blush-on, etc. will decrease!!! She will no longer be pretty (f she is pretty)!!
2006-12-10 16:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a joke? or maybe a fact?anyway sounds real good!what about blondes though? even if i am not one
2006-12-10 15:03:49 · answer #4 · answered by pepee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny!
2006-12-10 15:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by Candace M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that was really funny nd smart (not the blonde, whoever came up with that)
2006-12-10 15:00:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny blonde jokes are always funny
2006-12-10 15:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by laurenj677 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it really is about time you purchased another book of jokes
2006-12-10 15:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by mac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny hehehe
2006-12-10 23:50:55 · answer #9 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it but its a good one
2006-12-10 15:18:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋