On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
2006-12-10 06:30:47 · 7 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kizzy 1234 thanks its my new ducat 998
2006-12-10 08:50:38 · update #1
ha ha, good joke....10 outta 10
2006-12-10 07:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-10 08:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
really funny, 11/10!
2006-12-11 13:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by victor y 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
is it possible to read some answer without 2 point CLARABELLE (effing trade mark) always answering "great"
2006-12-10 06:35:16 · answer #4 · answered by ka_ka_lah 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I like your new bike
2006-12-10 08:21:00 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he he!
an oldie but a goodie!
2006-12-10 06:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by michmac75 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one LMFAO well done and cheers......................
2006-12-10 06:36:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋