she took it to a weddin'
tied it to the vicars gate
and kicked it's fcuking head in
2006-12-10 06:27:16 · 16 answers · asked by t00t5 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mary had a little lamb
it was a little bugger
it ran across the table cloth
and farted in the sugar
2006-12-11 01:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mary had a little lamb
she took it to the vet
and he put it down
2006-12-10 16:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb:
The butcher killed it dead.
Now Mary takes her lamb to school
Between two chunks of bread.
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Mary had a little lamb
The midwife died of shock
2006-12-10 14:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by greyhanky 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your a sick man, i'm reporting you, get a life racist and all the usual bore speak yadda yadda yadda, lol, where do u get these things???
2006-12-10 15:45:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent.
This is a poem my Grandad told me many years ago...
As I awoke one morning
When all was calm and still
I saw a robin red-breast
Perched on my window-sill
So sweetly did that wee bird sing
It filled my heart with need
I gently closed the window
And crushed its little heed.
(scottish accent required)
2006-12-10 14:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Next question pleeez
2006-12-10 14:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and they serve lamb at the reception.
baaaaahhhhhhh!
2006-12-10 14:31:47 · answer #7 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
alrightey then,
bad mental picture.
2006-12-10 14:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 pts!
maybe 10:))
2006-12-10 14:30:58 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
THATS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL
2006-12-10 14:34:45 · answer #10 · answered by allurluv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋