come my friend says the bartender, what can be that bad that you order 6 shots of tequila. i just found out my 1st son is gay...he said. Oh God... so the bartender gave him the shots. 2 weeks later same man, same bar,12 shots of tequila, come now said the bartender surly nothing is this bad that you order 12 shots of tequila. I just found out my 2nd soon is gay. Oh God said the bartender and gave him the 12 shots. 2 weeks went by and the man walked in again and ordered 24 shots. oh no said the bartender what is it this time. Does no one in your house eat P.u.s.s.y,
oh yes said the man i just found out my daughter does.
2006-12-10 06:22:58 · 15 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila more, 5 tequila, 6 tequila, 7 tequila floor!
2006-12-10 08:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because unless you live in a factory or coal town they are going to assume you are an alcoholic. in just about every other place the bars aren't even open at 7am. most bar and grills aren't open either at that time. so i would guess the reason they'd really be looking at you funny would be because they probably thought the door was locked and they are closed. at 7am that would be the end of the cleaning crew's shift from the night before.
2016-05-23 02:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any info on the whereabouts of his daughter?
2006-12-10 06:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my version 2 weeks ago was not as funny asyours but that is because you told it
2006-12-10 07:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chris w you are getting very rude and sexy tonite again keep them coming 10-10
2006-12-10 07:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant about time there was a joke this lengthy and was this funny keep them coming
2006-12-10 06:29:00 · answer #6 · answered by emzo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is he an alcoholic? Is that the joke? Help!
2006-12-10 06:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes made me laugh a lot very good
2006-12-10 06:26:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy he's has some ackward weddings to come. and family reunions
2006-12-10 06:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by bekah22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny good one ha ha ha
2006-12-10 06:25:08 · answer #10 · answered by mart1gon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋