2006-12-10 06:19:00 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Wanna give me a hand?
2006-12-10 06:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by Brenno 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I am not a man but if I were I would casually turn slightly towards him (pretending that I was lost in thought) miss the urinal and wet his shoes.
Zip up as if nothing has happened and walk out.
2006-12-10 14:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sure you are astounded by the size of my *insert whatever slang comes to mind here* But I really must be going.
*zip*
*walks out door*
2006-12-10 14:24:14 · answer #3 · answered by wayoftheleaf 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Close your eyes and do your business fast as possible.
Then walk away and don't look back.
2006-12-10 14:22:40 · answer #4 · answered by ThatGuy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a strategically placed tattoo that says, "If you can read this, you're standing too close."
2006-12-11 09:06:24 · answer #5 · answered by JenV 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is disturbing. I would question if he was a sicko. Ask him if he has a personal problem.
2006-12-10 14:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by Shayna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just assume he's envious, and smile politely.
2006-12-10 15:10:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I asked my husband this question and he said "Shake it til it gets hard"
2006-12-10 14:40:40 · answer #8 · answered by texas_angel_wattitude 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
turn and pee on him so he can get a better look
2006-12-10 14:57:07 · answer #9 · answered by miname 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋