he sits down at the bar and pops a handful of peanuts into his mouth, Just then he heard a voice. Oh nice tie, is it silk, you look good, he looks around and see's no one.. with a shrug he pops a few more peanuts into his mouth when he hears, oh nice shoes, are they Italian leather, they look great, He glances around nervously and crams a few more nuts into his mouth.Oh what a style guru you are, what a lovely suit, is it Armani. Waiter please help me , am i going crazy, a voice keeps telling me my tie, my shoes, my suit all look good.
oh no, the waiter said its the peanuts. The Peanuts! the man said.
Yeah said the waiter, they are complimentery.....
2006-12-10 06:11:27 · 21 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
chris walked into a bar and helped herself to handful of pants
you wicked your funny your beautiful said the pants
they were ploppy
2006-12-10 07:49:52 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh, i'm getting it now. i had to study it a 2d time. for people who are not getting it, he replaced into the only giving the bl**interest. he replaced into attempting to do away with the style purchase washing it down with whisky. whilst the barman replaced into going to grant him yet another one, he figured, what extra will one do. I have been given it. LOL. i had to describe for others who did no longer get it, like i did.
2016-10-14 10:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good, I've heard it before, only the setting was an airplane...
2006-12-10 06:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke, at least 10 points for that
2006-12-10 06:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That is sooo cute! My mom is crackin up over here!
2006-12-10 06:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by ☆ Sarah ☆ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I love it. I'm soooo gonna use that one
2006-12-10 06:13:58 · answer #6 · answered by One Love <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THe old ones are sometmes the best.
2006-12-10 06:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yep your cute and the jokes are brill top marks
2006-12-10 07:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!! Finally, one on here I get!!
2006-12-10 06:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie!
2006-12-10 06:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋