If you have I apologise in advance for boring you.
Guy doing 110 up the M6 gets pulled over. Officer asks for license."It's in the glove compartment" says the man."Along with the gun I just used to steal this car when I killed the owner and stuck her in the car boot." The Officer is freaked and calls for backup. The armed police arrives at the scene and asked the guy to step out the vehicle. They then examine the boot and find it empty and no gun in the glovebox. "But my officer said you had a gun and a dead body in the boot?" asks the head cop . "Oh yeah?" says the guy "I bet the lying little b*****d told you I was speeding as well!"
2006-12-10 05:53:54 · 20 answers · asked by Cream tea 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is new to me and i LOL, bloody class:))
2006-12-10 06:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great a good joke
2006-12-10 06:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it! Really cute! The guy must of been really clever... never heard it b4
2006-12-10 06:10:32 · answer #3 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that guy is clever got himself out of a ticket
2006-12-10 05:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I haven't! Thats a good one though!
2006-12-10 05:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by kayleigh j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard it before. Good one.
2006-12-10 05:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by john h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
although i have heard it before it is still a funny joke!
2006-12-10 05:56:11 · answer #7 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll have to try that one. it might not work so well in real life.
2006-12-10 06:34:08 · answer #8 · answered by bekah22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep - a good one!
2006-12-10 06:00:56 · answer #9 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too funny.
2006-12-10 06:04:58 · answer #10 · answered by Enterrador 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋