What's black and white and red all over, and can't turn around in a doorway?
A nun with a javelin through her head.
2006-12-10 05:47:04 · 25 answers · asked by Underpants. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whoa wasn't expecting that!
2006-12-10 05:48:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-12-10 13:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by Goatie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how is that grossly offensive? it's not like you are talking about a specific nun, or planning to!
However it's not that funny either!
2006-12-10 13:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by dave a 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
another answer the news paper or a skunk in a blender
2006-12-10 13:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A newspaper fits, and would not be able to turn round anywhere - it is not ambulatory.
2006-12-10 14:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao!!! that's the best one I've heard yet!!!!!
grossly offensive to who, nuns?
2006-12-10 14:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by fae 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funni!!!!
u like mine?....
wots black and white and rolling down a hill?
a nun rolling down a hill...
AND...
wots black and white and red all over?
the nun that pushed her!!!
BOOM
xxxholyhollyxxx
2006-12-10 13:52:40 · answer #7 · answered by holly_the_trolley 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not very pleasant but hay hun you got our attention with your warning lol.
2006-12-10 14:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats about as funny as a fart in a space suit....
2006-12-10 13:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ωέςтєяиΝСģαζ♥ 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha!
2006-12-10 13:49:17 · answer #10 · answered by pinkdragon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That just made my life LOL
2006-12-11 09:27:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋