wearing a short pink mini dress. he asks the bartender to give her a drink and soon she joins him. i have to tell you she says that i am a working girl and i charge £100 and you will not get for free what you think you will get after plying me with drink.
Thats ok he says but i have to tell you that when i *** i go nuts, i bite, kick, scratch, punch and break the furniture till i have destroyed the place. hell how long does that last she says
Only until i get my £100 back.............................
2006-12-10 05:45:36 · 13 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the missing word is kum.....
2006-12-10 05:46:12 · update #1
pretty good.....your a far better joke teller than anyone else on here!!
2006-12-10 05:48:45 · answer #1 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, but my favourite Pro. joke is: Mary and Patricia, two prostitutes from Kings Cross in London were talking about business. 'Ah Jazus Patricia, you'll never guess' Mary said 'Guess what' asked Patricia. 'Well' Mary says 'last night this big West of Ireland lad came up to me and asked me how much it was for the full business and of course I said £25'. 'Go on, go on' Patricia urged. 'Well' said Mary 'he says he is just over and only had £5, so I says I'll give you hand relief for that. O.k. says he and around the back of the station we go. Now Patricia you will never believe it, but when I opened his pants, there was the most gorgeous, beautiful thing I have ever seen in me life'. 'Go on' urged Patricia 'and what did you do'. 'Ah Jazus Patricia. Didn't I have to, I lent him the £20'....
2006-12-10 06:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm - how much is £100? ~ Is that like $300? ~ or like $30? ~ or what? ~ If it's like $300, then maybe it's funny. I don't know.
2006-12-10 05:51:43 · answer #3 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEP ME TO A TEE NICE ONE 9/10
2006-12-10 07:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny funny funny
another good one chris xx
2006-12-10 06:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-10 05:49:11 · answer #6 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh lol how geniouse, was not expecting that punch line. still laughing hun.
2006-12-10 06:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy one get one free
2006-12-10 05:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be payback time !
2006-12-10 05:52:34 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmm
2006-12-10 05:52:29 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋