English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"

2006-12-10 05:42:26 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

hahaha that soooo funni!!!
but it could just be a little tiny bit gross...

thnks 4 makin me laugh!!!
xxxhollyxxx

2006-12-10 05:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by holly_the_trolley 1 · 0 0

The blonde stood in the queue for the sperm bank. One of the young men behind her said 'You realise this is a sperm bank'. The blonde nodded. The young man continued 'It is for men to provide sperm - you do understand don't you'. Again she nodded. 'But you are a woman' the young man exclaimed. The blonde again nodded and pointed to her mouth and closed lips.............

2006-12-10 05:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0 0

yeah.... that's... that's really gross

part 2: the woman jumps over the counter and smacks him upside the head with the bottle

2006-12-10 05:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0 0

Seriously, I keep checking your jokes for something that's not 20 years old.

Can you not get a new book/web page for Christmas?

2006-12-10 05:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by Chris M 2 · 0 0

hahahha ewwwww lol soo sorry for the woman lol that must taste disgusting lol

2006-12-10 05:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by blank 4 · 0 0

thats not gross its really funny come on guys lighten up

2006-12-10 15:45:28 · answer #6 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0 0

yes is gross, but does have a sence of truth in it lol.

2006-12-10 05:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0 0

VITAMINS BY THE BOTTLE FULL THAT WILL GIVE HIM ROSIE CHEEKS FULL MARKS AGAIN PLOPPY

2006-12-10 07:41:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

huh

2006-12-10 06:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Like it alot!!!!!!

2006-12-10 05:49:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers