An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are wiating for an interview to join the army. The Englishman gets called in first. The man says "take this gun, go outside and kill the Irishman". He comes back in and says " this gun is firing blanks" the man says "you weren't to know that, It proves to me that you could kill a man, you've passed the test, now send in the Irishman". The man asks the Irishman to do the same thing. " this gun is firing blanks" he says when he comes back in the room. "you've passed, send in the Scotsman". "I can't do that" says the Irishman " the gun didn't work, so I strangled him!!!".
2006-12-10
05:42:19
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