Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level.
The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
She says, "What the heck's going' on up here? We're having' a grand time downstairs!"
One of the blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
2006-12-10 05:36:42 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it: another bus: Paddy and Mick were making the hay in a field back home in Ireland. When finished they packed up, got up on the donkey and cart and made themselves out the gate onto the road. Unbeknown to them, a large German bus (coach) was coming along at speed. On seeing the two lads the driver hit the brakes, skidded, went through the hedgerow into the field hit some of the haystacks, back through the hedge and away into the distance. Paddy turned to Mick and said 'Be Jazus Mick, we just got out of that fukin field in time'.....................
2006-12-10 05:45:16 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile...especially as I am brunette!
2006-12-10 05:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by puffy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame.....so lame which cracker did you get that one out of so i don`t waste my money
2006-12-10 05:39:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but then I'm silly.
2006-12-10 05:39:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU GOT TO HAND IT TO THEM BLONDES THEY ARE FUNNY LIKED IT
2006-12-10 07:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like paris hilton
2006-12-10 05:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2006-12-10 05:39:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yep
2006-12-10 05:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by zach b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah man!!
2006-12-10 05:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-12-10 05:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by Tara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋