You can spot a pastor a mile away. A lot of them have a dorkiness about them in their mannerisms and a weird sense of humor. Are they all from the Ned Flanders bible school.
I would like to be a minister who isnt like that.
2006-12-10 05:36:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
BECAUSE THEY WON'T OBEY GOD.....!
May I demonstrate?
1. (Ezekiel 2:7) And thou shalt speak my words unto them, whether they will hear, or whether they will forbear: for they are most rebellious.
2. (2Timothy 4:1-to-5) I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
(2Ti 4:2) Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
(2Ti 4:3) For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
(2Ti 4:4) And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
(2Ti 4:5) But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
MOST OF ALL, BECAUSE MANY ARE NOT "REAL GOSPEL PREACHERS!" Here is the Biblical Example of The Ned Flanders TYPE!
(2Corinthians 11:13-14-15) For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
(2Co 11:14) And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
(2Co 11:15) Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
AND..........
(Jude 1:3-4) Beloved, when I gave all diligence to write unto you of the common salvation, it was needful for me to write unto you, and exhort you that ye should earnestly contend for the faith which was once delivered unto the saints.
(Jude 1:4) For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.
Thanks, RR
2006-12-10 05:57:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because Ned Flanders is a stereotype of white suburban evangelicals. The unfortunate thing about stereotypes is that it's all too easy to believe in them.
2006-12-10 06:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Ned Flanders, okily dokily?
2006-12-10 05:39:10 · answer #3 · answered by ....... 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
oh pleaseeeeeee don't stereotype.
And who is this Ned Flanders guy?
2006-12-10 05:46:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!!!
Hidily hodily neighborino!
go to hell Flanders!
Okaly dokaly!
2006-12-10 05:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by Vtmtnman 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
simpsons characters are all based on real life people
2006-12-10 05:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They do? O.o
I haven't seen it.
Where do you live?
2006-12-10 05:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really i am christian and dont act all preppy and stuff like him.
2006-12-10 05:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by yo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all religion is bunk
2006-12-10 05:39:40 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋