Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
2006-12-10 05:23:10 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's so funny......thanks for sharing this joke
2006-12-10 05:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was perhaps funny in the 1980/70's when it was first told.
Now, I'm afraid it's just 'hack'
2006-12-10 05:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Chris M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol That was quite funny actually lol
2006-12-10 05:32:46 · answer #3 · answered by Cookiesandmilk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....very funny I enjoyed the joke.
2006-12-10 05:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by trishadee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH Omg that is so original!I never heard of that joke before.Poor kids dad
2006-12-10 05:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by MaMu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah not too bad
2006-12-10 05:25:38 · answer #6 · answered by lucas1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost as old as God that one
2006-12-10 05:27:10 · answer #7 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok thts a good one i LOVE the ending
2006-12-10 05:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by hotcatspurr10 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really weird. it was kinda funny up to the end.
2006-12-10 05:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by ♥•Softball•Chick•♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not really that funny and its a little long
2006-12-10 05:26:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋