Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
2006-12-10 05:22:02 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny funny funny
2006-12-10 05:54:37 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least he didn't drop a Baby Ruth into the pool.
2006-12-10 13:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by Bob_Scratchitt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would give it 1 thumb up and 1 thumb down
2006-12-10 13:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Da badest chic yu'll eva meet! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but funny.
2006-12-10 13:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by trishadee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THAT ONE 10/10
2006-12-10 15:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really my kind of humor..
It would probably make some people laugh, though.
2006-12-10 13:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by Katelyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-10 13:31:53 · answer #7 · answered by flynner912 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-10 13:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by evening_dewpoint 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it needs to be returned to the museum
2006-12-10 13:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by Jon B 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funy but heard it b4
gud doe
2006-12-10 13:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by Beliver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋