A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"And then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"And then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
2006-12-10 05:11:58 · 7 answers · asked by Des 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like an old girlfriend of mine!
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-10 17:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bullet musta got lonely when passing through her empty head.
2006-12-10 05:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by Bob_Scratchitt 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Although it's rude to make fun of Paris Hilton.
2006-12-10 05:16:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh man I actually laughed out loud on that one
2006-12-10 05:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by alguy427 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man tht is so stupid even though she could be rich and wht the heck kill yurself and then rob her and take wht shegot
2006-12-10 05:16:45 · answer #5 · answered by hotcatspurr10 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! good one xD
liked it..
xOXO
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2006-12-10 05:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by KatastropheGirl™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one ....
2006-12-10 06:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by Raychel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋