I'm lower than Lucifer. He's scared of me, cause I make him wear frilly dresses.
2006-12-10 05:00:18
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answer #1
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answered by ....... 4
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I think Lucifer is one misunderstood guy
Jesus wouldn't:
1. Start a religion.
2. Build a church building.
3. Condemn or attack people.
4. Fill people with fear to gain followers.
5. Teach an eternal hell.
6. Call the Bible God's word.
7. Make people wait for heaven, someday.
8. Fill people with guilt & shame to gain followers.
9. Ask or want to be worshipped.
10. Teach that people "have to do something" to be "saved."
11. Teach that God is vengeful and full of wrath.
12. Love people conditionally.
13. Teach that some people will be lost eternally.
2006-12-10 14:23:55
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answer #2
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answered by badferret 3
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Humm, well, I'm a Lucifer when it comes to religious ideals, Jesus when it comes to helping people out, and a 10 on the peanut butter scale
You a 8 on the scale of peanuts. Congratulations!
2006-12-10 13:10:56
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answer #3
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answered by Illegals Are S*** 3
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I I I * I
Lucifer Supersinners Sinners Nonsinners
I I I I
Animals Angels Jesus God
I'm where the* is.
2006-12-10 13:02:19
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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It isn't a scale, it is black or white. You are with Jesus all the way, or you aren't.
I have confessed Jesus Christ my Lord and have been sealed with His Holy Spirit until the day of redemption. So, I have on Christs Righteousness. I am made the righteousness of Christ not because of anything I have done, it is the grace of God.
The only way for you to actually get right with God, is to swallow your pride humbling yourself before God and repent to God for not believing in Jesus Christ, the Only Begotten Son of God, the Atonement for your sins and the Resurrection from the dead.
Believe in your heart in Christ & receive His Righteousness, redeemed by His Blood.
2006-12-10 13:08:36
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answer #5
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answered by t_a_m_i_l 6
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jesus being zero and lucifer being 100, I am at 52--(otherwise I would have said jesus was number one instead of a zero)
2006-12-10 13:04:21
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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I think I'm closer to Jesus. Of course I'm not perfect, but I'm not evil either.
2006-12-10 13:18:26
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answer #7
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answered by Heron By The Sea 7
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Well, let's make a scale...
Lucifer--|------|---Jesus
Where I am... ummm... I'd be inside your eyeball.
Which means.... THE SCALE IS BROKED! OHEZ NOEZ!!
:O
2006-12-10 13:24:03
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answer #8
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answered by eigelhorn 4
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I'd say middle but on the Jesus side.Sometimes...LOL.
2006-12-10 13:16:34
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answer #9
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answered by Vtmtnman 4
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I am up there with Regis Philbin.
2006-12-10 13:00:16
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answer #10
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answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6
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