What is the funniest joke you've ever heard
2006-12-10 04:47:42 · 4 answers · asked by rozzywozzy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I learned this in grade 3 - its been my favorite for like 15 years:
How did you gum cross the road?
It was stuck the the chicken's foot!
Yuk yuk yuk...
2006-12-10 04:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by Becky J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know it's really stupid but: Two muffins are sitting in a freezer, the first muffin whimpers "brrr it's cold in here" and the other muffin cries "EEEK! A talking muffin!!"
2006-12-10 05:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by jacque_sue89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, did you hear that Willie Nelson died? He got run over by a semi cause he was playing 'on the road again'!
2006-12-10 05:09:18 · answer #3 · answered by JustMe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have forgotten the punch line, what a shame
2006-12-10 08:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋