For Quakers and Amish, I'm so "nice." Who has Me being a badasse?
2006-12-10 04:38:54 · 7 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
there was an LDS church I once visited that had Christ all decked out like he-man flailing a sword painted in murals all over the walls, but I'll be darned if I can remember the actual name of the church--just that it scared me
2006-12-10 04:45:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the Gospel of Zeus Jesus is portrayed as an all around azskicker. He gets in brawls, smokes weed and listens to Freedom Rock.
2006-12-10 12:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was a tough guy. He worked as a carpenter back in the days before they had pickup trucks and power tools and lumber yards. Jesus wasn't some sissy who went for long walks on the beach with a flower in his hand.
John 2: 13When it was almost time for the Jewish Passover, Jesus went up to Jerusalem. 14In the temple courts he found men selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. 15So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple area, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. 16To those who sold doves he said, "Get these out of here! How dare you turn my Father's house into a market!"
Matthew 23:27"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of dead men's bones and everything unclean. 28In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness.
29"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You build tombs for the prophets and decorate the graves of the righteous. 30And you say, 'If we had lived in the days of our forefathers, we would not have taken part with them in shedding the blood of the prophets.' 31So you testify against yourselves that you are the descendants of those who murdered the prophets. 32Fill up, then, the measure of the sin of your forefathers!
33"You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell? 34Therefore I am sending you prophets and wise men and teachers. Some of them you will kill and crucify; others you will flog in your synagogues and pursue from town to town. 35And so upon you will come all the righteous blood that has been shed on earth, from the blood of righteous Abel to the blood of Zechariah son of Berekiah, whom you murdered between the temple and the altar. 36I tell you the truth, all this will come upon this generation.
2006-12-10 12:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our Lady Of The Evening
2006-12-10 12:41:28 · answer #4 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's that part about making a whip and driving someone from the temple?
2006-12-10 12:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad @ss. Hangs out with the riff raf.
2006-12-10 12:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-10 12:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋