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Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!..
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it...
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse...
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!..
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan...
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."..
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!..
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!..
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."...
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up....
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind...
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!..
2006-12-10 04:37:06 · 26 answers · asked by Beliver 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What exactly do you want answering here??
By the way, these are all 20 years old
2006-12-10 04:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat I asked her for a pig in a blanket so she got back in bed.
Yo mama so stupid she invented the glass hammer and the inflatable dartboard.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in at Safeway's and starved.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 3 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama so fat she sits next to EVERYBODY at the movie theater.
Yo mama so fat her belt is the equator.
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and orders pages 3 and 4.
Yo mama so ugly that her mama had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama so fat she's protected by Greenpeace.
2006-12-10 06:21:41 · answer #2 · answered by Basti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is proud of you for giving laughter to the world of Yahoo answers.
2006-12-10 04:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV set and I missed three episodes
2006-12-10 04:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washingtons nose.
2006-12-10 04:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL OLL oh man those r good ones!!! ROFL yeha i have one but its not as good as ur jokes-yo mamas so fat she makes a whale look like a tic tac
2006-12-10 04:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah well... yo mama's so ugly when she looks in the mirror, she sees herself.
2006-12-10 04:38:43 · answer #7 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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yo mamaz so fat and stupid dat when she saw her reflection in the lake she tried to save her self..but she made a hole in the earth
2006-12-10 04:42:17 · answer #8 · answered by hardbringer26 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama is SOO fat, when she lays down on the beach, people run around her yelling, "FREE WILLY!!"
2006-12-10 04:40:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i got one, ur mamas like a hocky player, she doesnt change her pad for three periods
2006-12-10 05:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋