'How long will it take me to walk into the village from here?' inquired the English tourist.
'No idea,' replied the Kerry farmer.
Off trudged the Englishman muttering to himself.
'Come back, sor,' called the Kerryman.
'What now?' asked the tourist.
'It'll take you about ten minutes.'
'Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?' asked the Englishman.
'Sure I didn't know how fast you walked!' smiled the farmer.
2006-12-10 04:32:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha f*cking hah you'r mental , another 10 outa 10 lol
2006-12-10 05:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!! 9/10!!
2006-12-10 04:43:49 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Petlover♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. sometimes the non rude jokes are the best
2006-12-10 04:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha now thats funny and nothing less than expected from you
2006-12-10 07:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...... I like a sly wind up joke.
2006-12-10 05:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by trishadee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...not corset ripping...but cute xxxx
2006-12-10 04:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I smiled, but didn't laugh out loud.
2006-12-10 04:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny in a giggle way
2006-12-10 04:36:58 · answer #8 · answered by ShellyBelly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-10 04:40:49 · answer #9 · answered by louie3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny, but, sorry, not one of your best, keep them coming
2006-12-10 04:35:39 · answer #10 · answered by captain jack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋