When u feel lonely and alone
&
cannot see any one around you,
&
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ???
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change this to exclamatory sentence ....
Student : WOW !
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Your brain can be divided into two parts: Left and Right
In the Left, nothing is right.
In the right, nothing is left
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2006-12-10 04:25:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great
2006-12-10 04:27:38 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like the last one best
2006-12-10 12:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by dcbossygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For two points or ten points I’ll give it a BIG WOW!
2006-12-10 13:44:27 · answer #3 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey dude! All of them are already out in newspapers long back. Any way thanks again for reminding and making a collection of them. Thanks for the little smiles.
2006-12-10 13:57:30 · answer #4 · answered by Manohar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
da-da- daaa!
2006-12-10 12:30:47 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is crap
2006-12-10 12:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok WHATEVER!!!!
2006-12-10 12:45:13 · answer #7 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋