Three guys pass away on Christmas Eve and are met by St.
Peter.
St. Peter says, "In honor of the season, you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas."
The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two
lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.
"What do they symbolize?" asks St. Peter.
"They're candles!"
"Ah! You may pass through the Pearly Gates."
The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a
couple sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes
them.
"What do they symbolize?" inquires St. Peter.
"They're bells!"
"Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!"
The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets,
finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky woman's panties.
He holds them up proudly.
Puzzled, St. Peter asks, "What do they symbolize?"
"They're Carol's!"
2006-12-10 04:12:42 · 10 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny, if I had to rate this joke I would give it a 8.
2006-12-10 04:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha that's funny
2006-12-10 12:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that is cute!!!!! Poor Carol, she lost her silk panties.
2006-12-10 12:16:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats halirios 1o/1o
2006-12-10 12:17:45 · answer #4 · answered by luvya ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-10 14:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by Raychel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-12-10 12:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funnyyyyyyy
2006-12-10 12:17:07 · answer #7 · answered by Loopy182 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-12-10 12:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know
2006-12-10 12:20:26 · answer #9 · answered by p-unit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-10 12:20:12 · answer #10 · answered by Coolkid81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋