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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"

2006-12-10 03:54:52 · 26 answers · asked by Underpants. 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Doug you are annoying i'm from uk, Plus you're always looking to pick out the negative asprcts

2006-12-10 04:27:15 · update #1

26 answers

Ridiculous!!!

2006-12-10 04:00:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

6 on 10

2006-12-10 04:01:47 · answer #2 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 0 0

Very amusing.

And like Doug says, don't you mean Lenny Henry or has he started morphing into the snooker player Stephen Hendry without anyone but you noticing?

2006-12-10 04:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by Sea Fever 1 · 0 0

Nice

2006-12-10 04:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 0 0

Do you mean Lenny Henry?
And we can legally go to bars at the age of 18 in the UK.

2006-12-10 04:22:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Moral of the tale. Don't take to drink!
Or just stick with getting legless!

2006-12-10 04:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1 0

good 1 lol 8/10

2006-12-10 04:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Ha ha, I get it, that was a good one. Kinda corny, but still very funny.

2006-12-10 04:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're so punny :P

Haha yeah I've heard it before. But its still good.

2006-12-10 03:57:18 · answer #9 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0 0

THe punchline was worth waiting for.

2006-12-10 04:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by Jon B 6 · 0 1

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