Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
2006-12-10 03:50:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
2006-12-10 03:51:23 · update #1
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
2006-12-10 03:51:51 · update #2
HAHAHAHAHA that was pretty good but was jesus not a perfect man?
2006-12-10 03:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by JP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I LOVE jokes like that! Cause you're not just sticking out the bad part of men, you're doing it to the women too, so it's equal : )
You made my day so far great. If you have another, it'd be great to post it.
2006-12-10 04:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by ?Johanna Loves Superman? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Santa Claus? You ruined Christmas for me!!!!!
2006-12-10 04:01:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehehehe!! Thumbs up to you!!! The most sensible joke i've heard today. I red the men's part so i never listen i guess. 12/10!
2006-12-10 04:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Yes I read the rest. Curiousity got the best of me LOL *throws you a star*
2016-05-23 02:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u should have let us guess, cause i knew this joke, lol but women do listen most of the time, its the men that dont
2006-12-10 03:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about we don't listen. I listened. I just didn't obey. lol. And that was a great joke.
2006-12-10 03:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that somewhere before
thanks for the smile
2006-12-10 03:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 100 /10 man ......or actually woman ..hahahaa
2006-12-10 04:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so true good joke Great JOB!!
2006-12-10 04:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by Des 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋