A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.
“No, from skipping.”
2006-12-10 03:44:33 · 32 answers · asked by Underpants. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!
2006-12-10 03:46:50 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love being blonde. That was a very funny joke, good one.
2006-12-10 03:51:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny!And i'm a blond too
2006-12-10 03:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by brettbear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. Typical blond.
2006-12-10 04:08:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one actually made me laugh. Great joke.
2006-12-10 03:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by robert k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good pmsl 10/10
2006-12-10 04:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God!!!!! I thought that was a real diet...I lost 40 pounds on that one!!!!
2006-12-10 03:47:19 · answer #7 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a really good joke do you have Any more
2006-12-10 03:49:25 · answer #8 · answered by Alexander b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor blondes LOL
2006-12-10 06:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by Raychel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-10 04:36:24 · answer #10 · answered by Gardenclaire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, i didnt expect tat. gud 1
2006-12-10 03:46:57 · answer #11 · answered by KRAWLING 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋