Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
2006-12-10 03:35:49 · 32 answers · asked by Underpants. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yer i am blonde, but it's a cross between
brown and blonde
2006-12-10 03:40:08 · update #1
I know a worse one:
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
And an even worse:
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blow/job.
2006-12-10 03:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Famous blondes who give no reason to doubt that blondes are dumb: Pam Anderson, Lisa Kudrow, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Kelly Bundy and of course Paris Hilton
2006-12-10 03:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it, sorry, i had to respond in an ideal way LOL, take care and good success. A blonde had purely gotten a clean activities vehicle and became into out for a force while she by possibility decrease off a truck driving force. He motioned for her to tug over. while she did, he have been given out of his truck and pulled slightly bit chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the edge of the line and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and don't pass!". He then went to her vehicle and decrease up her leather-based seats. while he rotated she had a average grin on her face, so he mentioned "Oh you think of that's humorous? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks each window in her vehicle. while he turns and looks at her she has a grin on her face. he's getting rather mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's giggling. The truck driving force is surely taking off to lose it. He is going back to his truck and gets a can of gasoline, pours it on her vehicle and instruments it on fireplace. He turns around and he or she is giggling so complicated she is approximately to grant way. "what's so humorous?" the truck driving force asked the blonde. She responded, "each and every time you weren't looking, I stepped exterior the circle!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2 blondes have been strolling down the line. between the blondes observed a compact laying on the floor. She alternatives it up, looks into the replicate, and says to the different blonde, "wow, this guy or woman rather looks known". the different blonde takes the compact, looks into it and says, "You dummy! that's me."
2016-10-18 01:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Still funny. About a 7.
2006-12-10 03:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa. Thats great. Another one is"a blonds car wouldnt work, so she brought it to the mecanics. After it was fixed, she asked him what was wrong with it. the mecanic says 'just **** in the carborater'. the blond says 'how often must i do that?' HaHa
2006-12-10 03:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by Declan M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was another gay pathetic joke...the blonde jokes that aren't like a pure work of genuis are getting so stale.
i'm guessing you like alice in chains?
2006-12-10 03:45:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No probs seen as though you are blonde too.
2006-12-10 03:40:08 · answer #7 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont like it alice in chains 4/10
2006-12-10 03:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know where the idea that blondes are stupid came from. I know yellow hair *looks* stupid, is that it?
2006-12-10 03:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahahhaha!!!! I love blonde jokes!!!!! nice one!
2006-12-10 03:42:11 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋