A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "S***"
2006-12-10 03:33:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was really funny!!!!
2006-12-10 03:36:00 · answer #1 · answered by IMHO 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thats messed up 4 him (tell the wife to kick his a**)
2006-12-10 12:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Des 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men these days would really do that but im still shocked if that happened to me id kick his a s s so hard he'd be begging for mercy
2006-12-10 12:06:40 · answer #3 · answered by luvya ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-12-10 11:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by ♠sherif♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahaha!!! Absolutely hilarious!! Didn't see that coming. Nice one! 11/10.
2006-12-10 11:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol now thats a joke that should be heard around the world...
2006-12-10 12:19:15 · answer #6 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good....hahahahah...but if it's real...it's a real shock to the wife.
2006-12-10 11:37:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my god, the husband must be on crack to let something like that slip. i mean, he probably could see it coming.
2006-12-10 11:55:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-12-10 11:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by sophie_bbz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke. but still funny
2006-12-10 11:36:41 · answer #10 · answered by mernieinc 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha, ha! That was good!
2006-12-10 11:44:39 · answer #11 · answered by Rewind 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋