Tom goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother Jerry. Three days before his return he calls Jerry.
Tom : So how is my cat doing Jerry?
Jerry : He's Dead
Tom : He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days. You could have broken the news to me in an easier way. You could have told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left, you could have told me, Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down. Then when I call you from the airport you could have told me, The Fire Department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.
Jerry : I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive I won't let it happen again.
Tom : Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?
Jerry : She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.
2006-12-10
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