And see's a duck dancing on a biscuit tin which is on the bar. The man is totally amazed by this talented duck and asks the landlord if he would sell it to him. After a lot of haggling the man buys the duck for £500. He takes it home, and everybody is impressed, but 8 hours later the duck is still dancing and nobody can sleep with the terrible noise coming from the biscuit tin. He rings the pub landlord and says "how do I stop this duck from dancing? it's driving me mad!" The londlord replies "Take the lid off the tin and blow fcuking candle out!"
2006-12-10 02:48:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhh, that was great!!!
2006-12-10 02:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by Chelsea 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is so dumb that ends up being funny!
2006-12-10 03:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's a cute joke.
2006-12-10 03:02:34 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cruelty to animals
a case for PETA
2006-12-10 04:19:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of stupid but funny
2006-12-10 02:59:39 · answer #5 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it made me chuckle!
2006-12-10 03:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by starry_eyez70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-12-10 03:59:14 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...not THAT funny but funny
2006-12-10 03:49:49 · answer #8 · answered by snay94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor duck..............
2006-12-10 03:25:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. I don't get it...
I am blond...
2006-12-10 02:53:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋