A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
2006-12-10 01:06:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You like your jokes, don't you?
That's very good!
110/10
2006-12-10 01:12:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be politically correct, the female parrots have should been taught to say.."Two angels are looking for "Peter"...lol....I have a million more....oodakcol916@yahoo.com...I hope you liked my demented humor...
2006-12-10 01:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by Wee W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
naughty parrots very funny
2006-12-10 15:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
parrots must be like humans they like a good screw
2006-12-10 02:09:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Always laughing' - I just love your jokes, even though I've heard this joke before! In fact, I know just the person to tell this joke to...!!
; ¬ ))
2006-12-10 02:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-12-10 02:03:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Birds are all the same !
One track mind !
2006-12-10 04:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats what I call a good joke!
2006-12-10 02:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very bad parrots!!!
2006-12-10 01:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's one of the better ones
2006-12-10 01:51:59 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋