The greatest truck driver in the world was driving along a country lane late one night when his truck broke down. All he could see was a faint light in the distance, so he headed towards it.
He came to an old farmhouse and knocked on the door. "Hello," he says, "I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and my truck has broken down. I wonder could I have a bed for the night?"
"Well," says the farmer, "there's only two rooms, myself and the wife in one, and my young daughter in the other."
"Look, I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and all I want is a bed for the night, your daughter will be as safe as a house," says the greatest truck driver in the world.
"Okay," says the farmer, and they all went to bed.
At four in the morning, the farmer hears the headboard next door banging against the wall. He got up, looked in, and there was the greatest truck driver in the world driving it into his daughter, with his bare a-s-s going up and down.
The farmer went downstairs and loaded the shotgun. He snuck into the room and shoved the shotgun up the greatest truck driver in the world's a-s-shole. "Okay," he says, "if you're the greatest truck driver in the world, try and reverse out of there with a full load!"
2006-12-10 00:59:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
EXCELLENT!!! Very smart joke!
2006-12-10 01:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by Annietska 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one.
But u have to suspend belief, with some of these. Like as if, he'd let the guy in the room? Thats all that lets it down.
2006-12-10 09:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a real good one. 10
2006-12-11 16:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are really funny .i hope u will be known for ur sense of humur
2006-12-10 09:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by nisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! You are just B-A-D,BAD,BAD!!! LOL.
It's Funny, though! LOL. LOL. LOL.
......... tsk! tsk! tsk!....... heeheehee......
2006-12-10 18:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋