While fixing to make my morning cup of coffee,I reached over to get the sugar dish on the counter.Finding it empty
I got a 5 lb bag from the cabinet, opened it and dropped it.
I just had 5 lbs of sugar all over my countertops,microwave
in my toaster and even on the floor. I think next time its Tim Horton's or Dunkin doughnuts.
Tell me one of your stupid stories to ease my frustration and entertainment.
2006-12-10 00:59:51 · 8 answers · asked by John 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This was no joke
2006-12-10 01:05:38 · update #1
Now with your stories I am laughing my head off. Thank you people.
2006-12-10 01:13:41 · update #2
I've done a lot of crazy things, but my aunt topped all of my tricks.
She made a cake. She took it out of the oven, let it cool and wanted to taste it. She couldn't cut it. It was as solid as a rock, and to this day, 55 years later, we still haven't figured out what she could have done. The funny part was when her son came home from school and saw it, she said "Oh, don't touch that cake, you might break it."
No, the flour sack did not have cement in it. She double checked that.
Betcha you got "that gritty feeling" when you walked on that stuff?
2006-12-11 15:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by Eyes 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just dropped a Giant glass jar of tomato sauce on the newly finished floor and it dented the floor and i am still trying to clean up the mess
2006-12-10 09:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I once baked a couple dozen of chocolate muffins for my mom's birthday party. I didn't notice that I added salt instead sugar until a few relatives of mine started throwing up.
2006-12-10 09:10:12 · answer #3 · answered by efyusikay 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Might not of been a joke but that was funny.
I can't remember doing that but this one time,(no not at bandcamp) my sister and myself were in the car and i was joking with her pretending to punch her n the nose. She used to get really scared that I actually would. Anyway we were goofing off later that day and i was joking again but actually made contact! I laughed my fool head off I really didnt mean to touch her but it was funny.
she didnt think it was .
2006-12-10 09:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by Robyn 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I once dropped a small piece of chocolate on a just cleaned wooden floor. I picked it up and put it in my mouth, FCUK!!!! it was a piece of mud from my training shoe!!
2006-12-10 10:23:25 · answer #5 · answered by WibbleWibble 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't me but my brother spent 15 mins cooking rice and curry, he had it on the plate, he put it too close to the edge of the table and it fell off onto the floor. he had to clear it all up and start again!! haha.
2006-12-10 09:07:42 · answer #6 · answered by jesus 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i made tea for like 10 people once and put salt in it insted of shugger
2006-12-10 10:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by sophie_bbz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
life is tragic, sorry for your misfortune. I had my bicycle stolen, no joke.
What does superman and South Australia have in common?
They both have an Iron Knob.
2006-12-10 09:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋