An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again"
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
2006-12-10 00:48:53 · 12 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha good one!!!!!
2006-12-10 01:18:55 · answer #1 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good! It reminds me of my 80-year old aunt who does not hear at all and we don`t get her any hearing aid because we enjoy telling jokes in front of her!
2006-12-10 08:55:01 · answer #2 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two old men were sitting in a park. One said" I think my wife is dead"
The other asked "why do you think that"
He said" The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up!"
2006-12-10 10:16:07 · answer #3 · answered by i hate hippies but love my Jesus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never underestimate the intelligence of an Ole Geezer! HaHaHaHa!
2006-12-10 18:27:46 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a coincidence i have hearing problems too.NOT. LOL funny joke man
2006-12-10 08:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
LOL
10/10
2006-12-10 08:50:30 · answer #6 · answered by COOL 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is one smart Grandpa
2006-12-10 08:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by efyusikay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
101......That's a good idea for hearing problem when solved...never tell anyone!
2006-12-10 08:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol woot woot bet he changes it even more lol
2006-12-12 20:11:18 · answer #9 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-10 08:50:02 · answer #10 · answered by nisha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋