A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said: "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after I turned off the big fan..."
2006-12-10 00:34:06 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Only blondes are that stupid. funnnnnnnyy
2006-12-11 08:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blonds exist only to entertain us!
2006-12-10 00:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh ok.
Q. What do you do if a bird sh i ts on your windscreen at the drive-in theatre?
A. Don't ever take her to the drive-in again!
2006-12-10 00:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.k funny and I must say you are a pretty lady.
2006-12-10 00:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-10 00:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by nisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
good one
2006-12-10 02:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY OLD
HERD DAT B4
2006-12-10 00:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Laud! Laud! LOL. LOL.
2006-12-10 10:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that must have been one dumb blonde...!
2006-12-10 00:38:06 · answer #9 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋