What if they're serving free cheeseburgers, and you're missing it?
2006-12-10 00:00:46 · 28 answers · asked by USA USA USA 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm an atheist.
If the fantasy of personal immortality isn't enough to lure me to church why would an artery clogging sandwich get me there?
2006-12-10 02:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by corvis_9 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
When i was a kid they had donuts and coffee afterwards. I'm not at church because in the 10yrs since I've been saved I haven't been able to find a church where the people don't try to make me perfect. I actually had some baptists come to my house uninvited, ask me to turn off my tv, gave my ex a picture blessing his quiver, and inform me that my experience of being saved was wrong! The methodists did pretty much the same thing. As did the bhai's (sp?) and they tried to get me to convert my family.
I'm considering going to my friends church. She says it's cool and they accept everyone (she's gay) so maybe....but probably not.
2006-12-10 00:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by catscratch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would chase me out with pitchforks and call me the devil and a heathen and throw crosses at me if I was to go!!
I wonder really what would happen if I did walk into a Church now... Humm
Something to test! Not really, but I did make a promise to my BF if he was to ever go to a church function I would go with him. Not Sunday services tho. Said if he respects my Religion and is active with it then I will be active in his and of course respect it!
Cheeseburgers sound good Im hungry now. Darnit
2006-12-10 00:14:44 · answer #3 · answered by Branwen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are to my present knowledge (a top down view; causes not symptoms), 7 deviations from God's word. Many of the congregation(s) I went to over the years, do not seem to want to change, so I am probably better off without them for now.
2006-12-10 02:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by jefferyspringer57@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Because I'm Satisfied With Just Prayin' To God With My Self? Smart Q by the way...
2006-12-10 00:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not believe in the "christian" or any one others religions version of "god'...god is who you make him or her out to be...it is what you believe in and someone should not have to preach at you every week to make you still believe in himm.. I am a very spiritual person and I have my own "god and "goddess" I believe in....I have a very hard time swallowing that their is only 1 great being..one great god....very hard for me to swallow and I never will..as far as the cheeseburgers it is 8:12 a.m. here right now so..ugh.. to heavy for my stomach this time or morning now if it was chocolate......
2006-12-10 00:13:00 · answer #6 · answered by Dark Goddess 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because im not following a man made traditional day of worship. I worship on God's Holy Sabbath Day(saturday)
2006-12-10 02:02:59 · answer #7 · answered by norm s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It don't start for another 2 hours, & we don't furnish CheeseburgerssOr an other kind of food just to get someone in Church, They are willling on their own.
2006-12-10 00:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because it doesn't start for another 5 hours (1:00 my time. It's only 8:00)
2006-12-10 00:02:55 · answer #9 · answered by Cody P 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
if they are free then they cant be that good.. especially at a church... ill go to Bob's Resteraunt they have great burgers. and i dont like going to church
2006-12-10 07:48:24 · answer #10 · answered by Dont get Infected 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋