she kept it in a bucket
coz every time the lamb got out
the dog would try to fcuk it
2006-12-09 21:51:01 · 29 answers · asked by t00t5 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL @ least 1 of ur jokes is funny.
2006-12-10 23:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
She bought it as a trinket
She put it in the liquidiser
So everyone could drink it.
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
It used to skip and frolic
She fed it brandy twice a day
And now it's alcoholic.
2006-12-10 05:12:24 · answer #2 · answered by Nebulous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
She got it from a fella
He gave it to her as a bribe
to fcuk her in the cellar
2006-12-10 07:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. all the king's horses and all the kings men said..."Screw him, eggs are 89 cents a dozen..." Mary had a little lamb, she kept him in the back yard, and every time she pulled her panties down, his little wooly dick got hard
2006-12-10 01:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by Wee W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was white and whispy.
Then it caught foot and mouth
and now it's black and crispy.
And another,
Mary had a little lamb...
The doctors were stunned.
2006-12-09 23:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So Simple keep the dog outside the house.
2006-12-09 22:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that was kinda funny. But read part of the song you reminded me of LOL
Mary went to school that day
But she's no longer blue
Mary went and put her lamb
In a stew
Ohh baaaa ba Mary!
Sing baa baa to your blues!
Imagine hearing and watching a choir of little kids (about age 7) singing a song and suddenly you hear this LOL O_O;;
2006-12-09 21:55:36 · answer #7 · answered by High On Life 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its @rse
and turned its wool to nylon
2006-12-10 03:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb coz she was from New Zealand
2006-12-09 21:57:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Let's keep the party clean and still laugh!!!!
Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it one day,
Now Mary's taking Beecham pills
To pass the time away!!!
2006-12-10 03:23:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is something wrong with the intercourse between lambs and dogs? I don’t understand the question…
2006-12-09 22:00:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋