Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
2006-12-09 21:35:13 · 9 answers · asked by ya_face_sux 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha. They are all very funny and remind me of a guy that swore in court that "I didn't stab her, she tripped and fell on my knife .............32 times!"
Howz that?
2006-12-09 21:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 09:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car. - They were all quite funny but this one was the best. Best laugh I had all day!!!
2006-12-09 21:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by The Pig! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real life is funnier than fictional jokes.
thanks for the laughs, I needed that....
2006-12-09 21:39:19 · answer #4 · answered by Harley Charley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him." one.....
2006-12-09 21:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. hahahaha..
i agree.. real life can be funnier...
2006-12-09 21:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
darnit--- all the good excuses are gone
arrgg
Justin
2006-12-09 22:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-09 22:04:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny thanks for the laugh
2006-12-09 21:47:45 · answer #9 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋