A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out!
2006-12-09 21:28:37 · 16 answers · asked by english_rose10 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds 'armless to me? haha
2006-12-09 22:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes it worked for me 7/10.
2006-12-10 05:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one for a Sunday morning English -r 10/10
2006-12-10 05:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 9/10
2006-12-10 08:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh ok, not bad. Now this is funny:
marx bros.
Ravelli and Spaulding talking about playing prices.
Groucho [Capt. Spaulding]: "How much would you want to run into an open manhole?"
Chico [Ravelli]: "Just the cover charge."
Groucho: "Well drop in sometime."
Chico: "Sewer." (Sounds like "Sure.")
Groucho: "Well, we cleaned that up pretty well!"
Animal Crackers
2006-12-10 06:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Clever, very clever ~ a classic joke
2006-12-10 05:36:49 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another for you:
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
2006-12-10 05:32:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hmm quite a..... gory joke. Lol
2006-12-10 05:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLZ.. hahaha... these damn lawyers.. thanx 4 the joke.. u made my sunday..
2006-12-10 05:31:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! that was brilliant XD
2006-12-10 05:31:17 · answer #10 · answered by High On Life 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋