Does anybody have a funny joke?
2006-12-09 21:25:30 · 5 answers · asked by Songbird. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Answer: A frog because it "croaks" every night.
2006-12-09 21:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....
2006-12-10 06:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
where would michael jackson go when he dies?
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to the recycling bin!
2006-12-10 05:33:48 · answer #3 · answered by sarah s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
look in the mirror
2006-12-10 05:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a dog drink?
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Well you first need a REALLY BIG BLENDER
2006-12-10 06:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋