A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
2006-12-09 20:59:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny. I'm gonna tell that to all my little people at my college. Keep up the good work!
2006-12-09 22:12:00 · answer #1 · answered by Cinnamon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you know when you need to douche? When a midget walks up to you and says "Maam, your hair smells terrific"....
2006-12-10 02:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by Wee W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes my son Bud
2016-05-23 01:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My little man. Nice one
2006-12-09 21:09:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard the joke before; that was funny.
2006-12-09 21:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by Doyle Hargraves 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! LOL. That's just Bad! LOL.
2006-12-10 00:18:58 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. hahaha.. good one... thats the best one i've heard today...
2006-12-09 21:16:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-12-09 23:31:58 · answer #8 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny and messed up
2006-12-09 21:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by kareni23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
new to me. lmao, **** 10/10
cut and paste. lol
2006-12-09 23:21:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋